Ralphie: I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!
Mrs. Parker: No, you'll shoot your eye out.
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Oh my god, I shot my eye out
I can feel the Christmas noose beginning to tighten
I TRIPLE-dog-dare ya
I thought you were going to say the sun was in your eyes. That is to say, your EYE
Sell crazy someplace else, we’re all stocked up here
Sell crazy someplace else, we’re all stocked up here
when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard that’s my policy
You know that moment when you look into somebody’s eyes and you can feel them staring into your soul and the whole world goes quiet just for a second