Top great movie What Happens in Vegas quotes compilations

Top great movie What Happens in Vegas quotes compilations

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What Happens in Vegas (2008)
 99 min  –  Comedy | Romance 

A man and a woman are compelled, for legal reasons, to live life as a couple for a limited period of time. At stake is a large amount of money.

Director: Tom Vaughan
Writer: Dana Fox
Stars: Cameron Diaz, Ashton Kutcher, Rob Corddry |

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Jack Fuller: Hey, don't get hit by a bus
[door slams behind Joy]
Jack Fuller: . Or do, whatever.

 

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She said she was trying to be so perfect, because deep down she never felt good enough to be with you.

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You're like a son to me.
Dad, I am your son.

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Joy McNally: The grown-ups have to go to work today… What are you going to do all day?
Jack Fuller: I don't know yet
[shoves cereal in mouth]
Joy McNally: Hmph.
Jack Fuller: I'd rather do nothing and be happy than do something I know I don't love.
Joy McNally: Words to live by, Yanni.

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Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you.

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If I could make someone dead with my mind, it would be you.

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7.
Why?!
You know why!

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8.
You know what's fun? Alcohol.

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9.
What happened to the bathroom door?

We got robbed. And all they took was the door.

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10.
Seriously? I, like, threw up in my own purse, so…