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What Happens in Vegas (2008)
 99 min  –  Comedy | Romance 

A man and a woman are compelled, for legal reasons, to live life as a couple for a limited period of time. At stake is a large amount of money.

Director: Tom Vaughan
Writer: Dana Fox
Stars: Cameron Diaz, Ashton Kutcher, Rob Corddry |

1.
Jack Fuller: Hey, don't get hit by a bus
[door slams behind Joy]
Jack Fuller: . Or do, whatever.

2.
She said she was trying to be so perfect, because deep down she never felt good enough to be with you.

3.
You're like a son to me.
Dad, I am your son.

4.
Joy McNally: The grown-ups have to go to work today… What are you going to do all day?
Jack Fuller: I don't know yet
[shoves cereal in mouth]
Joy McNally: Hmph.
Jack Fuller: I'd rather do nothing and be happy than do something I know I don't love.
Joy McNally: Words to live by, Yanni.

5.
Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you.

6.
If I could make someone dead with my mind, it would be you.

7.
Why?!
You know why!

8.
You know what's fun? Alcohol.

9.
What happened to the bathroom door?

We got robbed. And all they took was the door.

10.
Seriously? I, like, threw up in my own purse, so…