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Grandma's Boy (2006)
 94 min  –  Comedy 
A 35 year old video game tester has to move in with his grandma and her two old lady roommates.



1.
Alex: Dude, your bed is a car…
Jeff: Yeah, but it's a fucking sweet car.

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2.
Alex: Oh, yes! Finally a roommate who goes shopping. Chicken cutlet, spaghetti with garlic bread, oh, my God, the wings to go with the breast, I don't know what you are but I'm gonna fucking eat you too.

[looking around]
Alex: Of course she doesn't have a microwave she's fucking a hundred.

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3.
Dante: [Answering the phone stoned] Hello?
Jeff: Dante is Alex there?
Dante: [hands the phone to Alex] The phone's for you. I think it's the Devil.

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4.
J.P.: Adios, turd nuggets.

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5.
Alex: Don't judge me Monkey.

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6.
DDR Machine: [Jeff has just won a DDR Challenge] A NEW HIGH SCORE!
Jeff: [to Bobby, the defeated co-worker] What does "high score" mean? New high score, is that bad? What does that mean? Did I break it?

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7.
Alex: Oh, yes! Finally a roommate who goes shopping. Chicken cutlet, spaghetti with garlic bread, oh, my God, the wings to go with the breast, I don't know what you are but I'm gonna fucking eat you too.

[looking around]
Alex: Of course she doesn't have a microwave she's fucking a hundred.

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8.
Alex: My grandma drank all my pot.
Jeff: That's awesome.
Alex: What?
Jeff: I mean, how many people can say that in a lifetime?

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9.
Alex: Dude, why don't you pick up your phone? I've been calling for the past half hour!
Dante: Sorry bro, I was putting up my Christmas tree!
Alex: Dude? It's the middle of July.
Dante: Get the fuck outta here! It is?
Alex: Dude? Why are you naked?
Dante: Ooohhh shit! I am naked! Come in.
[turns around]
Alex: Your ass is tanner than my face.
Dante: It's not tan, kid, it's bronzed.

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10.

Dante: Wow… where do you get your weed?
Mr. Cheezle: From you, Dante.
Dante: Oh… THAT'S RIGHT! What's up, Mr. Cheezle!

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11.
I'm a worthless asshole who deserves to die young.

Barry: "You think we'll get fired?" 
Jeff: "You might, we won't." 
Kane: "Well I hope I do. I'm a worthless asshole who deserves to die young." 
Jeff: "Take it easy, Kane." 

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12.
Jeff: Come in. Hurry up.
Alex: Are you sure this is OK?
Jeff: Yeah, it's totally cool. Just keep your voice down – my roommates are sleeping.
Alex: You mean your parents?
Jeff: Yeah, same thing.
Alex: …Nice jammies.
Jeff: Thanks! They're a present from my roommates.
Alex: That's cool.

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