Top amazing movie Clerks quotes II compilations (picture)

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Clerks II quotes(2006)

Clerks II (2006)
 97 min  –  Comedy 


A calamity at Dante and Randall's shops sends them looking for new horizons – but they ultimately settle at Mooby's, a fictional Disney-McDonald's-style fast-food empire.

Director: Kevin Smith
Writer: Kevin Smith
Stars: Brian O'Halloran, Jeff Anderson, Rosario Dawson |



1.
Jay: [Emma parks her SUV and gets out. Jay and Silent Bob stand in front of the graffiti on the side of the Mooby’s – “Eat pussy.”] Oh, we *totally* do.

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2.
Elias: [mumbling] "One Ring to rule them all."
Hobbit Lover: "One Ring to find them."
Randal Graves: Oh, Jesus.
Elias: [pulls a Ring necklace out of his shirt] "One Ring to bring them all."
Hobbit Lover: [pulls a Ring out of his pocket, in a dramatic voice] "And in the darkness, bind them!"

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Randal Graves: All right, look, there's only one "Return," okay, and it ain't "of the King," it's "of the Jedi."
Hobbit Lover: Oh, Star Wars geek.
Randal Graves: Oh, I'm the geek? Look at you two whipping out your preciouses.
Elias: You'll have to excuse him, he's not "down" with the trilogy.
Randal Graves: Oh, what the fuck happened to this world? There's only one trilogy, you fucking morons.
Hobbit Lover: You know what, maybe we should start calling your friend Padme, because he loves Manakin Skywalker so much, right?
[in robot voice]
Hobbit Lover: Danger danger, my name is Anakin. My shitty acting is ruining saga.
Elias: [chucking] Yea-Yeah, you're crazy, Jar-Jar.
Randal Graves: Oh, I'm crazy? Those fuckin' hobbit movies were boring as hell. All it was, was a bunch of people walking, three movies of people walking to a fucking volcano.

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4.
Teen #2: Is that a fucking Bible?
Jay: Hey hey, the HOLY fucking Bible, son.

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5.
Teen #1: You guys holding?
Jay: Shit, everything but coke, heroin and your cock.
Teen #2: What?
Teen #1: How 'bout a nickel bag, man?
Jay: [singing] Oh, fifteen bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand. Nong, nong, ning-a ning-a nong nong!
Teen #1: [to friend] He likes to sing.

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6.
Teen #1: You guys holding?
Jay: Shit, everything but coke, heroin and your cock.

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7.
I hate everyone and everything seems stupid to me.

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8.
Jay: You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hanging out in front of places selling weed and shit. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and shit. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah. Like, be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien lifeform… and fuck it. And people'd be like, "There he goes. Homeboy fucked a Martian once."

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9.
Randal Graves: Why haven't you fucked Myra yet?
Elias: Well, we can't because of Pillow Pants.
Randal Graves: What the fuck's Pillow Pants?
Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll who lives in her pussy.

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10.
Jay: [while eating food that has piss and flies] This tastes like piss and flies, doesn't it?
Silent Bob: [nods]

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