Top 20 Funny and great Easy A quotes compilations

Top 20 Funny and great Easy A quotes compilations

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Funny and great Easy A quotes,amazing from movie Easy A.

A clean-cut high school student relies on the school's rumor mill to advance her social and financial standing.

Director: Will Gluck
Writer: Bert V. Royal
Stars: Emma Stone, Amanda Bynes, Penn Badgley 

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Olive Penderghast: [On web cam] And here you all are. Waiting for me outside the bedroom door for me to kiss Todd. Listening to me pretend to have sex with Brandon. Paying me to lie for you, and calling me every name in the book. And you know what? It was just like Hester in the Scarlet Letter. Except that's the one thing movies don't tell you: how shitty it feels to be an outcast. Warranted or not.

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Brandon: I'm drunk. What's up, bitches?

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Olive Penderghast: I might even lose my virginity to him. I don't know when will it happen. You know, maybe in five minutes, or tonight, or sixth months from now, or maybe on the night of our wedding. But the really amazing this is, it is nobody's goddamn business.

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4.
Olive Penderghast: Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80's movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.

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Olive Penderghast: Don't you think it's a little strange that your boyfriend is 22 years old and still in high school?

Marianne: Not that it's any of your busniess, trollop, but he is here by choice.

Olive Penderghast: So it's his choice that he's a fourth year senior who can't pass any test he takes?

Marianne: No, silly,
[points up]
Marianne: His. His, with a capital H. If God wanted him to graduate than God would have given him the right answers.

Olive Penderghast: [laughs] I'm sorry, but, you gotta be shittin' me, woman.

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Olive Penderghast: [after performing her song at the pep rally] This was just a free preview – for the main event log onto "www.freeolive.com" tonight at six p.m. And I know it interferes with the basketball game; but come on, would you rather be here cheering on the Woodchucks or watch me do one?

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Nina: [spiteful] Perhaps you should embroider a red A on your wardrobe, you abominable tramp.

Olive Penderghast: Perhaps you should get a wardrobe, you abominable twat.

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Brandon: So what's with your new look? It's very whore couture.
Olive Penderghast: Oh, haven't you heard? I'm the new school slut.
Brandon: You know, I did hear something. I also heard he was twice your age.
Olive Penderghast: Oh, no no no no. He was a freshman in college.
Brandon: I also heard he gave you crabs.
Olive Penderghast: Ew! People suck!
Brandon: Tell me about it.

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9.
Rosemary: Olive! There's a young man here to see you
[starts speaking in a Southern accent]
Rosemary: He said something about asking for your hand in marriage!
Olive Penderghast: [Also speaking in a Southern accent] Oh, happy day, Mama! Oh, I thought I was gonna have to spend my dowry on booze and pills to numb the loneliness. A gentleman caller, hurray!

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Photo taking in Marquette Police Dept