Top 20 Funny and great Easy A quotes compilations
Funny and great Easy A quotes,amazing from movie Easy A.
A clean-cut high school student relies on the school's rumor mill to advance her social and financial standing.
Director: Will Gluck
Writer: Bert V. Royal
Stars: Emma Stone, Amanda Bynes, Penn Badgley
Brandon: So what's with your new look? It's very whore couture.
Olive Penderghast: Oh, haven't you heard? I'm the new school slut.
Brandon: You know, I did hear something. I also heard he was twice your age.
Olive Penderghast: Oh, no no no no. He was a freshman in college.
Brandon: I also heard he gave you crabs.
Olive Penderghast: Ew! People suck!
Brandon: Tell me about it.
I just have something in my eye. Like a twig, you know, or a branch.
Olive Penderghast: Let me just begin by saying that there are two sides to every story. This is my side, the right one.
Rhiannon: I want every detail!
Olive Penderghast: Rhi!
Rhiannon: Now bitch.
Olive Penderghast: You know, you call me bitch a lot okay. It's not really a term of endearment.
Rhiannon: I want every detail, now shit face.
Olive Penderghast: You're not really heading the right direction.
Rhiannon: Tell me!
Olive Penderghast: [from trailer] A is for Awesome.
Evan: Don't get mad, but Brandon told me what you did for him.
Olive Penderghast: [believes he’s talking about sex] Ah, well, rest assured it was equally as thrilling for me
Evan: No, he told me the truth.
[Olive looks at him]
Evan: I was just hoping that maybe you could do the same for me?
Olive Penderghast: Good bye Evan
[Turns to go]
Evan: Wait! Wait, I can pay you!
Olive Penderghast: [Faces him again] I am about six seconds away from slapping you so hard your *teeth* will bleed!
Evan: [excited] Can you do it in front of everyone?
Marianne: I hope for your sake, God has a sense of humor.
Olive Penderghast: Oh, I have sixteen years worth of anecdotal proof that He does.
Olive Penderghast: Whats your problem?
Rhiannon: You really want to know what my problem is?
Olive Penderghast: No actually that was a rhetorical question. I don't want to know anything from you.
Rhiannon: We are not friends anymore.
Olive Penderghast: Oh.
Rhiannon: We are officially over!
Olive Penderghast: OH RATS!
Rhiannon: Hey I want my Juicy sweat shirt back! It's way to loose around your chest anyway!
Olive Penderghast: Ohhhhh burn!
Olive Penderghast: I might even lose my virginity to him. I don't know when will it happen. You know, maybe in five minutes, or tonight, or sixth months from now, or maybe on the night of our wedding. But the really amazing this is, it is nobody's goddamn business.
Olive Penderghast: [about the rumors that she punched Nina] It's not trueRhiannon: It wasn't the left tit? It was right one! I always pegged you for a self paw
Rhiannon: Pow! Pow!
Olive Penderghast: Will you listen to me for a second, please? It didn't happen!
Rhiannon: [Not believing her] Yeah, right. Your secrets safe with me, you little sex monkey!