Top 16 amazing picture quotes from She’s Out of My League

Top 16 amazing picture quotes from She's Out of My League

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She's Out of My League (2010)
 104 min  –  Comedy | Romance 

An average Joe meets the perfect woman, but his lack of confidence and the influence of his friends and family begin to pick away at the relationship.

Director: Jim Field Smith
Writers: Sean Anders, John Morris
Stars: Jay Baruchel, Alice Eve, T.J. Miller |

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Dude,she knows a strange amount about hockey.

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2.
You never deserved me in the first place, you evil little dwarf.

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"Plane Doctor": Excuse me. You're not supposed to be on your phone. It's bad for the plane.
Patty: Oh, excuse me? Are you a plane doctor? No? So shut the fuck up!

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4.
Stainer: Okay, anyway… I love Kirky, but let's face it, the guy's a five.
Devon: Stainer, that's just a dirty pool. He's at least a six.
Stainer: A six? Alright you go ahead and pump rainbows into his asshole. I'm just being honest.
Jack: Come on, cut him some slack. Look. Half a point cause he's a nice guy. Right? And he's funny, so that's half a point each. That brings him to six. Devon's right.
Stainer: But he drives a shitbox, deduct a point. Take a point off.
Kirk: Wait, what's wrong with my Neon?
Stainer: Oh, I don't know, except the people who make that car don't even like it. So, we're back to a five.
Jack: Five.
Stainer: Meanwhile, this Molly, is a hard ten. And that five point disparity, that's a chasm. Chasm? Chasm. You can't jump more than two points.
Kirk: Where do you get this shit?
Stainer: Trust me, Kirk. I can't even get a ten.
Jack: [chuckles] Oh. Not even you, huh?
Stainer: I'm a six! OK?
Jack: Bullshit, you're a six. Then what am I?
Stainer: You're an eight.
Jack: OK, you're a six then.
Stainer: But I get a one point bump cause I'm in a band.
Kirk: Stainer, you're in a Hall and Oats cover band. I'm pretty sure that's a deduction.
Stainer: Adult Education is a tribute band. So that puts me back at seven. On a good day, the best I can bag is a nine.
Kirk: What about your crappy car?
Stainer: Artist's exemption. I'm expected to have a shitty car.
Jack: Is there an artist exemption for talking out your ass?
Stainer: Yeah, it's called being a rock star, Jack! Look it up in the dictionary. It's right next to "fuck you!"
Devon: I think this system's ridiculous. All right? If someone really loves you, then you are a ten.
Jack: My God. What are you… Are you Hannah Montanna? Because nothing you are saying right now is of any help to Kirk.

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Jack: A man poodle. Girls, they wanna take you out on a walk. They wanna feed you, they wanna cuddle you, but make no mistake, no girl wants to do the moodle.
Stainer: No one would ever fuck a moodle.

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6.
I mean,seriously..Just shave it like your face!

I can't do it like my face! My face doesn't have two fucking testicles sticking out of it?!

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7.
Dude, go shit in your hand!

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Devon: Hey did she say anything about Wendy thinking I'm hot?
Kirk: No.
Devon: Shoot, I wonder if she is on Facebook?
Kirk: Devin you're on Facebook?
Devon: Yeah… I got like 37 friends.

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Stainer: [referring to the preceding conversation between Marnie and Kirk] So she's taking HER new boyfriend to Branson with YOUR parents.
Kirk: [nodding]
Stainer: I don't know whether to laugh… or cry.

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10.
I moved on like you kept telling me to. You're only here because some other girl has shown interest in me.

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11.
No, he makes me laugh. He doesn't try and impress me. And I can just be me around him.

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12.
Or you could just be who you are. Why can't that be good enough?

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13.
Kirk: Patty's not a bitch, she's uh… different.
Stainer: Yeah, different in that she's a bitch and other people aren't.

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14.
If that's how you want to go, I warn  you, I will go dark side. and I will stab you in the eyes with confiscated scissors. 'Cause I am an insane motherfucker!

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15.
Kirk: What about your crappy car?
Stainer: Artist's exemption. I'm expected to have a shitty car.
Jack: Is there an artist exemption for talking out your ass?
Stainer: Yeah, it's called being a rock star, Jack! Look it up in the dictionary. It's right next to "fuck you!"

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16.
She kissed you. She,with her actual mouth, kissed you? On purpose?

Yeah,yeah,man, I know.

It feels like the universe is outta tilt. You know? One of us is gonna die.