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Nacho Libre (2006)

Berated all his life by those around him, a monk follows his dream and dons a mask to moonlight as a Luchador (Mexican wrestler).

Nacho Libre quotes,quotes from movie Nacho Libre.


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Se?or Ramon: What is this?
Nacho: Leftovers. Enjoy.
Se?or Ramon: There is no flavor. There are no spices. Where are the chips?
Nacho: Somebody stole them.
Se?or Ramon: Did you not tell them that they were the Lord's chips?
Nacho: I was trying to!
Se?or Ramon: You are useless Ignacio!
Elderly Monk: Silence brothers! This is the worst lunch I ever had.
Se?or Ramon: Your only job is to cook. Do you not realize I have had diarrhea since Easters?
Nacho: Ok… Maybe I am not meant for these duties. Cooking duty. Dead guy duty. Maybe it's time for me to get a better duty!

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2. 

Surprise.

Get that corn out of my face!!

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Nacho: Hey, let go my blouse.

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4.
Nacho: They think I do not know a buttload of crap about the Gospel, but I do!

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5.
Nacho: I'm a little concerned right now. About… your salvation and stuff. How come you have not been baptized?
Esqueleto: Because I never got around to it ok? I dunno why you always have to be judging me because I only believe in science.

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Surprise.

Get that corn out of my face!!

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7.
Nacho: [signing letter to Sister Encarnacion] Hug hug, kiss kiss, hug hug, big kiss, little hug, kiss kiss, little kiss.

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8.
Esqueleto: I hate orphans!
Nacho: Say it to my face!
Esqueleto: I hate them!
Nacho: Come again?
Esqueleto: I hate all the orphans in the WHOLE WORLD!

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Nacho: Ok. Orphans! Listen to Ignacio. I know it is fun to wrestle. A nice piledrive to the face… or a punch to the face… but you cannot do it. Because, it is in the Bible not to wrestle your neighbour.
Chancho: So you've never wrestled?
Nacho: Me? No. Come on. Don't be crazy. I know the wrestlers get all the fancy ladies, and the clothes, and the fancy creams and lotions. But my life is good! Really good! I get to wake up every morning, at 5AM, and make some soup! It's the best. I love it. I get to lay in a bed, all by myself, all of my life! That's fantastic! Go. Go away! Read some books!

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10.
Nacho: How did you find me in the wilderness?
Esqueleto: I saw you from the village.

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11.
Chancho: Nacho! Where are you going?
Nacho: There is no place for me in this world. I don't belong out there, and I don't belong in here. So I'm going out into the Wilderness. Probably, to die.
Chancho: Well, you might need this
[Gives Nacho the sword]
Chancho: My mother gave it to me before she died. It was her lucky machete. You can have it.
Nacho: I hope to see you again little Chancho. Maybe in the next life.
[Departs]

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12.
Nacho: They think I do not know a buttload of crap about the Gospel, but I do!

Nacho Libre quotes


13.
I dunno why you always have to be judging me because I only believe in science.

Nacho Libre quotes


14.
Nacho: When the fantasy has ended/and all the children are gone/Something good inside me/helps me to carry on/I ate some bugs/I ate some grass/I used my hand to wipe my tears/To kiss your mouth/I break my vows/no no no no no no way Jose/Unless you want to/Then we break our vows together.

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