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The Baltimore-set movie of interconnecting story arcs deals with the challenges of reading or misreading human behavior.


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Alex: So trust me when I say if a guy is treating you like he doesn't give a shit, he genuinely doesn't give a shit. No exceptions.

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Alex: You're my exception.

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Gigi: I think I've figured it out. Remember when I went out with that notary public and he cheated on me and then Anastasia from upstairs told me about how her boyfriend cheated on her in the beginning then he totally changed and now they're married and crazy in love?

Beth: I thought that guy was a process server.
Gigi: No notary. Anyway my point is, Anastasia is the exception, not the rule. We have to stop listening to these stories because they rule is most guys who cheat on you up front don't really care about you very much.

Janine: Ok.

Gigi: Ok, Ok. Exhibit A. Chad the drummer who lived in a storage space. He only used me for rides and yet I continued to stalk him for most of 1998. Then oh, um, there was Don, that broke up with me every Friday so that he could have his weekends free. I was delusional about that relationship. I used to refer to him as my husband to random people, like my dental hygienist. Anyway, all my friends used to tell me about how things might work out with these dipsticks because they knew someone, who knew someone, who dated a dipstick just like mine. That girl ended up getting married and living happily ever after. That the exception and we're not the exception we're the rule.

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Look, all I’m saying is, if a guy doesn’t call me, I would like to reserve the right to call him at 15 minutes intervals until he picks up.

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Gigi: We are all programmed to believe that if a guy acts like a total jerk that means he likes you.

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Mary: He MySpaced me.
Nathan: Ouch!
Mary: Oh.
Joshua: Oh girl I don't know about that… My trampy little sister says MySpace is the new booty call.

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Or he didn't call because he has no interest in seeing you again.

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Gigi: [opens the door, thinking it’s Bill] Did you forget something?
Alex: Yeah…
Gigi: Really? What did you forget?
Alex: [pulls out a promotional pen from his pocket] This.
Gigi: So you came all the way here at 11 o' clock in the night to give me a promotional pen?

Alex: Yeah… Yeah, I did. I thought I would come up with some really great excuse to get over here. That's how it's done, right?

Gigi: [smiles] Sometimes.
Alex: Look, I can't stop thinking about you. I… It's a problem. I drive by your place; I call and hang up; I've turned into…

Gigi: Me.
Alex: Yeah.
Gigi: A wise person once told me that if a guy wants to be with a girl, he will make it happen, no matter what.

Alex: That's true.
Gigi: But when I was hurling my body onto yours, you did not seem to want to make it happen.

Alex: Okay, yeah, here's the thing about that… You were right. I'd gotten so used to keeping myself at a safe distance from all these women and having the power that, that I didn't know what it felt like when I actually fell for one of them… I didn't know.

Gigi: Look, I just went out with your friend Bill. He might be just exactly what I need. No drama, he calls; he does what he says…

Alex: [stepping closer] I can do that stuff too…
Gigi: But you didn't! And that same wise person told me that I'm the rule. That I have to stop thinking that every guy will change, that I have to stop thinking that…

Gigi: [Alex kisses her]
[smiles]
Gigi: … I'm the exception…
Alex: [whispers] You are *my* exception.
[they kiss again]

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Don’t tiptoe around my feelings.

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If I want to make myself more attractive to the opposite sex, I don’t go get a new haircut – I update my profile.

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Gigi: I may dissect each little thing and put myself out there so much but at least that means that I still care. Oh! You've think you won because women are expendable to you. You may not get hurt or make an ass of yourself that way but you don't fall in love that way either. You have not won. You're alone. I may do a lot of stupid shit but I'm still a lot closer to love than you are.

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Don’t call him. He doesn’t like you.

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Alex: Yeah… Yeah, I did. I thought I would come up with some really great excuse to get over here. That's how it's done, right?

Gigi: [smiles] Sometimes.
Alex: Look, I can't stop thinking about you. I… It's a problem. I drive by your place; I call and hang up; I've turned into…

Gigi: Me.
Alex: Yeah.
Gigi: A wise person once told me that if a guy wants to be with a girl, he will make it happen, no matter what.

Alex: That's true.

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