Top 11 amazing Clueless quotes compilations

Top 11 amazing Clueless quotes compilations


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A rich high school student tries to boost a new pupil's popularity, but reckons without affairs of the heart getting in the way.


1.
I don't rely on mirrors so I always take Polaroids.

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2.
Murray: Your man Christian is a cake boy!
Cher, Dionne: A what?
Murray: He's a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Streisand ticket-holding friend of Dorothy, know what I'm saying?
Cher: Uh-uh, no way, not even!
Murray: Yes, even; he's gay!
Dionne: He does like to shop, Cher. And the boy can dress.

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3.
Tai: Do you think she's pretty?
Cher: No, she's a full-on Monet.
Tai: What's a monet?
Cher: It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess. Let's ask a guy. Christian, what do you think of Amber?
Christian: Hagsville.
Cher: See?

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4.
Slaying these hoes,gold trigger on the gun like.

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5.
Oh,my God, do you see how he's falling in love with me?

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6.
Cher: Wasn't my mom a total Betty? She died when I was young. A freak accident during a routine liposuction.

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7.
You should want a bad bitch like this.

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8.
Cher: Everything I think and everything I do is wrong. I was wrong about Elton, I was wrong about Christian, and now Josh hated me. It all boiled down to one inevitable conclusion, I was just totally clueless. Oh, and this Josh and Tai thing was wigging me more than anything. I mean, what was my problem? Tai is my pal, I don't begrudge her a boyfriend, I really… Ooh, I wonder if they have that in my size. What does she want with Josh, anyway? He dresses funny, he listens to complaint rock, he's not even cute… in a conventional way. I mean, he's just like this slug who hangs around the house all the time. And he's a hideous dancer, I couldn't take him anywhere. Wait a second, what am I stressing about? This is like, Josh! OK, OK, so he's kind of a baldwin, but what would he want with Tai? She couldn't make him happy. Josh needed someone with imagination, someone to take care of him, someone to laugh at his jokes… in case he ever makes any. Then suddenly…

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9.
Josh: Do you have any idea what you're talking about?
Cher: No. Why, does it sound like I do?

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10.
Cher: Would you call me selfish?
Dionne: No, not to your face.

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11.
Cher: Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.

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