top 10 tv series Misfits quotes

top 10 tv series Misfits quotes

Where the cash goes, the pussy follows.
— Nathan Young


If the priest werent fiddling with you, you were one of the ugly kids.
— Nathan Young


We were so beautiful!
— Nathan Young


Nathan: Are you asking me out on a date? 
Simon: No… I meant all of us. 
Nathan: Did you? … I am not your whore!
— Nathan Young


She's stealing your pension! [Old man wakes up] No, he's fine.
— Nathan Young


1: What the hell are you doing?! 
2: It's, just….Pure mindless vandalism! 
1: What is the matter with you!? Are you mentally defictant?! 
2: If i was mentally defictant, i would have missed. Check that out .. *points to car* .. Bullseye.
— Nathan Young


Kelly: What am I looking at? 
Nathan: Cock. Anus. Bit of ball sack.. 
Kelly: Err, whats that? 
Nathan: That's ball sack! Its from a low angle.. jesus.
— Nathan Young


Simon: Its going to be ok, you have to do somthing, theres petrol in that can, noone can know its me. Promise me you wont tell him. PROMISE ME! 
Alisha: I cant do it, I love you. 
Simon: I’ll still be here 
Alisha: Noo, i dont love him, i love you. 
Simon: Its you falling in love with him that makes him become me. Its all coming together.
Alisha: No…Dont…Simon. *cries* F**k! oh god!
— Howard Overman


Alisha: Does something bad happen to us? Am i going to die? 
Simon: I’m not going to let that happen!
— Howard Overman


Simon: There is no maths 
Nathan: Right, she was here plus noone else was around, times by she caught me leering at her semi naked, divided by all the weird shit that happens to us, equals guilty.
— Howard Overman


Simon: Why are you being so nice to me? 
Alisha: I can be nice. Sometimes. Look, if I’ve ever been a bitch to you… I’m sorry. 
Simon: I’ve never thought you were a bitch. Sometimes I think it’s difficult for beautiful girls. People don’t see past their looks.
— Howard Overman


Kelly: What about your friends? [Looking at Simon.] 
Nathan: I believe that is generally referred to as a paedophile ring. 
Simon: I'm not a paedophile. 
Nathan: Yeah you'd screw your own sister for a slice of cheese. 
Simon: I don't even like cheese. 
Nathan: That makes it even worse, you sick bastard!
— Howard Overman


I spent my eighth birthday eating Swedish meatballs with a known paedophile.
— Nathan Young


There is a difference between us! I'm gracefully tall and your freakishly short.
— Nathan Young


Probation Worker: I thought that you were dead… 
Nathan: Really? Apparently not… could a dead man do this? 
[dances straight into a locker door]
— Nathan Young



How would you feel about having sex with me?


Gay,straight,retarded. Why do we have to put labels on everything?


I'm gonna get some chocolate because I'm very upset.


We had it all. We fucked up bigger and better than any generation that came before us!


Are you sure we can't manufacture some sort of a hapy ending? 'Cause you know I love them happy endings.'


I think I speak for all of us, when I say that we're lazy and incompetent.


-I can feel it in my balls.


You fuck with me, I'll fuck you right back, with a cherry on top.


It's much easier to humiliate, degrade and just generally shit all over someone than it is to admit that you love them.


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