top 10 tv series Misfits quotes

top 10 tv series Misfits quotes


Where the cash goes, the pussy follows.
— Nathan Young

 

If the priest werent fiddling with you, you were one of the ugly kids.
— Nathan Young

 

We were so beautiful!
— Nathan Young

 

Nathan: Are you asking me out on a date? 
Simon: No… I meant all of us. 
Nathan: Did you? … I am not your whore!
— Nathan Young

 

She's stealing your pension! [Old man wakes up] No, he's fine.
— Nathan Young

 

1: What the hell are you doing?! 
2: It's, just….Pure mindless vandalism! 
1: What is the matter with you!? Are you mentally defictant?! 
2: If i was mentally defictant, i would have missed. Check that out .. *points to car* .. Bullseye.
— Nathan Young

 

Kelly: What am I looking at? 
Nathan: Cock. Anus. Bit of ball sack.. 
Kelly: Err, whats that? 
Nathan: That's ball sack! Its from a low angle.. jesus.
— Nathan Young

 

Simon: Its going to be ok, you have to do somthing, theres petrol in that can, noone can know its me. Promise me you wont tell him. PROMISE ME! 
Alisha: I cant do it, I love you. 
Simon: I’ll still be here 
Alisha: Noo, i dont love him, i love you. 
Simon: Its you falling in love with him that makes him become me. Its all coming together.
Alisha: No…Dont…Simon. *cries* F**k! oh god!
— Howard Overman

 

Alisha: Does something bad happen to us? Am i going to die? 
Simon: I’m not going to let that happen!
— Howard Overman

 

Simon: There is no maths 
Nathan: Right, she was here plus noone else was around, times by she caught me leering at her semi naked, divided by all the weird shit that happens to us, equals guilty.
— Howard Overman

 

Simon: Why are you being so nice to me? 
Alisha: I can be nice. Sometimes. Look, if I’ve ever been a bitch to you… I’m sorry. 
Simon: I’ve never thought you were a bitch. Sometimes I think it’s difficult for beautiful girls. People don’t see past their looks.
— Howard Overman

 

Kelly: What about your friends? [Looking at Simon.] 
Nathan: I believe that is generally referred to as a paedophile ring. 
Simon: I'm not a paedophile. 
Nathan: Yeah you'd screw your own sister for a slice of cheese. 
Simon: I don't even like cheese. 
Nathan: That makes it even worse, you sick bastard!
— Howard Overman

 

I spent my eighth birthday eating Swedish meatballs with a known paedophile.
— Nathan Young

 

There is a difference between us! I'm gracefully tall and your freakishly short.
— Nathan Young

 

Probation Worker: I thought that you were dead… 
Nathan: Really? Apparently not… could a dead man do this? 
[dances straight into a locker door]
— Nathan Young


 

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How would you feel about having sex with me?


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Gay,straight,retarded. Why do we have to put labels on everything?


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I'm gonna get some chocolate because I'm very upset.


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We had it all. We fucked up bigger and better than any generation that came before us!


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Are you sure we can't manufacture some sort of a hapy ending? 'Cause you know I love them happy endings.'


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I think I speak for all of us, when I say that we're lazy and incompetent.


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-I can feel it in my balls.


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You fuck with me, I'll fuck you right back, with a cherry on top.


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It's much easier to humiliate, degrade and just generally shit all over someone than it is to admit that you love them.

 

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