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There's Something About Mary (1998)
119 min – Comedy | Romance
A man gets a chance to meet up with his dream girl from highschool, even though his date with her back then was a complete disaster.
Directors: Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly
Writers: Ed Decter (story), John J. Strauss (story)
Stars: Ben Stiller, Cameron Diaz, Matt Dillon |
Mary: Is that… is that hair gel?
Love isn't about money, or social standings or age. It's about two people connecting.
I mean, crushes don't last for 13 years,right?
Some of my best friends didn't know my name.
I work with retards.
Seeking deaf mute with a 3 pound cock and a trust fund.
Are you the little guy making all that big noise?
Dom: You choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun! Of course that's why you're nervous. Oh my dear friend, please sit, please. Look, um, after you've had sex with a girl, and you're lying in bed with her, are you nervous? No, you're not, why?
Ted: Cause I'm tired…
Dom: Wrong! It's 'cause you ain't got the baby batter on the brain anymore! Jesus, that stuff will fuck you're head up! Look, the most honest moment in a man's life are the few minutes after he's blown his load – now that is a medical fact. And the reason for it is that you're no longer trying to get laid, you're actually… you're thinking like a girl, and girls love that.
I got it stuck
I don't think that they have enough meats on sticks.