Top 10 gifs about movie Dumb and Dumber quotes

Top 10 gifs about movie Dumb and Dumber quotes


 

Dumb & Dumber takes a good story, adds some tear-inducing comedy, some endlessly hilarious dialogue ("I guess they're right, old people, though slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. Don't you go dyin' on me!"), and needlessly good direction and molds one of the funniest films ever. Good for all ages, Dumb & Dumber is sheer unadulterated comedy and is destined to become a classic.


1.
Lloyd Christmas: [sees framed newspaper article about moon landing] No, way! That's great.

[chuckles]
Lloyd Christmas: WE'VE LANDED ON THE MOON!

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State Trooper: Pullover!
Harry Dunne: No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing.
Lloyd Christmas: Yeah, killer boots man!

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[after Lloyd trades the van in for a moped]
Harry Dunne: Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!

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Lloyd Christmas: The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.

Harry Dunne: That's a special feeling, Lloyd.

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5.
Harry Dunne: Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

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You know what I'm sick and tired of, Harry? I'm sick and tired of having to eke my way through life. I'm sick and tired of bein' a nobody. (pause) But most of all,… I'm sick and tired of havin' nobody.

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Harry Dunne: I don't get it, Lloyd. She told me ten o' clock, sharp! Are you sure you went to the right bar?

Harry Dunne: Yep. I'm pretty sure. Lobby bar right by the lobby.
[sighs]
Harry Dunne: Maybe she just had a change of heart.
Harry Dunne: Oh, that pisses me off! That pisses me right off! I hate when women do that. She wanted to see you again! And now no? Now… Wait a minute! 

Wait! She must have meant ten o' clock at night!
Harry Dunne: Do you think…?
Harry Dunne: Why would she have you meet her in a bar at ten in the morning?
Harry Dunne: I just figured she was a raging alcoholic.

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Harry Dunne: You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?

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Mary, I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.

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You know, Lloyd, just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this…and totally redeem yourself!

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