top 10 funny Bridesmaids quotes

Top 10 funny Bridesmaids quotes

Competition between the maid of honor and a bridesmaid, over who is the bride's best friend, threatens to upend the life of an out-of-work pastry chef.

1.  I feel like her life is going off and getting perfect,and mine is just like…

2.  What kind of a name is 'Stove' anyway? What, are you like a kitchen appliance or something?

3.  I'm glad he's single,'cause I'm gonna climb that like a tree.

4.  This plane is very strict.

5.Help me, I'm poor.

6.  If I was drunk, Would I be able to do this?

7.  Are you fucking kidding me?

8. I'm reeeeeady to parteeeeeeeeeeeeey.

9.  I want balls in my face!

10.  What's wrong with me?