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Norbit (2007)
102 min – Comedy | Romance

A mild-mannered guy who is engaged to a monstrous woman meets the woman of his dreams, and schemes to find a way to be with her.

Director: Brian Robbins
Writers: Eddie Murphy (screenplay), Charles Q. Murphy (screenplay)

Stars: Eddie Murphy, Thandie Newton, Terry Crews |

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What y'all looking at? I ain't had no cake.

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Rasputia: [Rasputia gets into her car with Norbit and her chest keeps pressing the horn] God damm it, Norbit, how many times I got to tell you when you drive my car, don't adjust my seat?
Norbit: I haven't touched your seat.
Rasputia: Then why's it up so damn far?
Norbit: It looks like it's back as far as it goes, Rasputia.
Rasputia: No, you moved it! I can tell! Cuz look, when I inhale, my titty make the horn honk! See, listen!
[horn honks]
Rasputia: See that?
[horn honks again]
Rasputia: That ain't right!
[horn honks again]
Norbit: I hear it.
Rasputia: Uh huh, that scientifically proves that you adjusted my seat!
Norbit: That's not science.
Rasputia: It is and just let it go!
Norbit: It's not science.
Rasputia: I said 'let it go!'
Norbit: I'm just saying…
[Rasputia punches him in the face]
Rasputia: [growls] I said it was science, god damm it!

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Attendant: Excuse me.
Rasputia: What?
Attendant: Are you wearing bottoms?
Rasputia: [Gasps and looks appalled] Of course I'm wearing bottoms!
[lifts up her roll of belly fat covering her bathing suit bottom]
Attendant: [Looks questionably at her] All right.

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I don’t weigh no 300 pounds. I weigh 165! How YOU doin’?!

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5.
Beauty takes time, this don't just happen!

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6.
Pope Sweet Jesus: It's raining little white women.
Lord Have Mercy: My prayers have been answered!
Pope Sweet Jesus: She'd better move, 'cause my prayers are for a Cadillac.

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