Top 10 amazing picture quotes from Grosse Pointe Blank

Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)
107 min – Comedy | Crime | Romance

Martin Blank is a professional assassin. He is sent on a mission to a small Detroit suburb, Grosse Pointe, and, by coincidence, his ten-year high school reunion party is taking place there at the same time.

Director: George Armitage
Writers: Tom Jankiewicz (story), Tom Jankiewicz (screenplay)
Stars: John Cusack, Minnie Driver, Dan Aykroyd |

1.
[Talking to his psychiatrist about going to his high school reunion]
Marty: They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?"

2.
[practicing in a mirror before his high school reunion]
Marty: Hi. I'm, uh, I'm a pet psychiatrist. I sell couch insurance. Mm-hmm, and I – and I test-market positive thinking. I lead a weekend men's group, we specialize in ritual killings. Yeah, you look great! God, yeah! Hi, how are you? Hi, how are you? Hi, I'm Martin Blank, you remember me? I'm not married, I don't have any kids, but I'd blow your head off if someone paid me enough.

3.
Martin Q. Blank: You must've done some *naughty* shit there, Bart.
[flips dossier over to him]
Martin Q. Blank: There's a contract out on your life. Believe me. I was hired to kill you, but I'm not going to do it. It's either because I'm in love with your daughter or because I have a newfound respect for life.
Mr. Grocer: [following in van] That punk is either in love with that guy's daughter or he has a newfound respect for life.
Mr. Newberry: [after reading contract/dossier] My whole life!
Martin Q. Blank: Hopefully not.

4.
I don't think you're broken. I think you're…mildly sprained.

5.
I'm sorry if I fucked up your life.

6.
It's not me.

7.
Grosse Pointe Blank | Favorite Scene

"I know what I do isn’t, you know, moral, per se…"
"Make this gun work."
"Sure. But I think if you could just look past that, you can find a man worth loving."

8.
I say forget about forgive and just accept.

9.
You're a fucking psycho.

10.
You're a bandsome devil. What's your name?