top 10 amazing funny movie quotes compilations

top 10 amazing funny movie quotes compilations

 

Some funny movie quotes make us LOL,now enjoy our best 10 funny movie quotes compilations.

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Are you really trying to damage me permanently?

When teachers set you mocks just before exams.you can say that.

From movie: Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging (2008)

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I already feel like an idiot most of the time anyway.

Bridget: Look, are you and Cosmo in on this together? Because every time I see you, you seem to go out of your way to make me feel like a *complete* idiot. And you really needn't bother: I already feel like an idiot most of the time anyway – with or without the fireman's pole.

Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)

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3.

It happened. It happened.

Ohh. You're really doing it, aren't you? You're really shitting in the street.

From movie: bridesmaids (2011),lmao,this part.

More bridesmaids quotes

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4.

I'm allerglc to the sun.

Coach Dinklage: [about to assign shirts and skins] OK, shirts and skins!
Viola: Pardon me, sir. I have to be a shirt.
Coach Dinklage: What?
Viola: I'm allergic to the sun.
Coach Dinklage: …You're allergic to the sun?
Viola: Very, very, very deathly, deathly allergic.
Coach Dinklage: Well, we like to accomodate here in Illiria, so I'll follow you around with a parasol. Alright, Nancy boy?
[looks at his clipboard]
Coach Dinklage: You're a shirt.

She's the Man (2006)

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Hold my poodle,hold my poodle!

from movie White chicks,more White chicks quotes

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[after robbing two men of their clothes] Thank you, gentlemen! Someday, I will repay you. Unless, of course, I can't find you or if I forget.

Shrek 2 is a 2004 animated film sequel to the previous film Shrek in which Princess Fiona's parents invite her and Shrek to dinner to celebrate her marriage, not knowing that the newlyweds are both ogres.

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I have never farted in front of him. Nor will I ever fart in front of him.
She farts in her sleep.

The Proposal (I) (2009)

Margaret Tate: I have never farted in front of him. Nor will I ever fart in front of him.
Andrew Paxton: She farts in her sleep.

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8.

I even wrote down a list of all the things I like about you.

I'll skip down because the first six are all body parts.

Fever Pitch (2005)

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9.

This house is a fucking prison. On plant bullshit. in the galaxy of this sucks camel dicks.

from step brothers.

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10.

911? my friend is bleeding out of her vagina.

MOVIE 43 (2013)

Jimmy Bennett: She's having her period!
Chloe Grace Moretz: What do I do?!
Christopher Mintz-Plasse: Well, we're just gonna have to plug it up!
Jimmy Bennett: 911! My friend is bleeding out of her vagina!
Christopher Mintz-Plasse: I've got frozen pees and a sponge!

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