How do you get a nun pregnant? You fuck her.
(one person laughs)
Thank you, Reverend. I appreciate it a lot.
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Can’t we just lie here for a little bit
I’m just so sad and tired.
Oh, fuck off, grasshopper
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You’re a bad person with an ugly heart, and we don’t give a flying fuck what you think.