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[about Robert] Brennan Huff: I'm not gonna call him Dad. Nancy Huff: Brennan, you're 39 years old. I wouldn't expect you to call him Dad. Brennan Huff: Well I'm not going to, *ever*! Even if there's a fire! Step Brothers…
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For a second, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn. Step Brothers quotes

Dale Doback: [after hearing Brennan sing] You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus. Step Brothers quotes

Dale Doback: Hey man. Did you touch my drumset? Brennan Huff: [Brennan nods his head] Brennan Huff: Nope. Dale Doback: It's just weird, 'cause, it seems like someone definitely touched my drumset. Brennan Huff: Yeah, that is weird, 'cause I…
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Brennan Huff: I remember my first beer. Dale Doback: That's so funny the first time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur. Step Brothers quotes

Brennan Huff: I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you! Step Brothers quotes

Alice: I wanna roll you up in a little ball and shove you up my vagina… You could just live there, it's warm and it's cozy… Oh I'd just walk around with you in there and just knowing, whenever I…
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Brennan Huff: This wedding is horse shit! Step Brothers quotes