Tag Archive: Spaceballs quotes

President Skroob: Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big? Spaceballs quotes

I don’t have to put up with this

Princess Vespa: Hey! I don't have to put up with this! I'm rich! Spaceballs quotes

I’m my own best friend

Barf: I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend! Spaceballs quotes

Colonel Sandurz: Are we being too literal? Dark Helmet: No you fool, we're following orders. We were told to comb the desert so we're combing it. Spaceballs quotes

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine

Dark Helmet: You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now let's see how well you handle it. Spaceballs quotes

Now that I have my coffee, I’m ready to watch radar.

Now that I have my coffee, I'm ready to watch radar. Spaceballs quotes Spaceballs quotes

now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb

Dark Helmet: So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb. Spaceballs quotes

Dark Helmet: Ah, planet Druidia. And under that air shield, ten thousand years of fresh air. We must get through that air shield! Colonel Sandurz: [Summing up the evil plan of the movie] We will, sir. Once we kidnap the…
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at last we meet for the first time for the last time

Lone Starr: Helmet! So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time. Spaceballs quotes

Yogurt has taught you well

Dark Helmet: So, Lone Starr. Yogurt has taught you well. If there's one thing I despise, it is a fair fight. But if I must, then I must. May the best man win. Put 'er there. [Reaches out to shake…
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