Tag Archive: She’s Out of My League quotes
I mean,seriously..Just shave it like your face! I can't do it like my face! My face doesn't have two fucking testicles sticking out of it?! She's Out of My League quotes
Jack: A man poodle. Girls, they wanna take you out on a walk. They wanna feed you, they wanna cuddle you, but make no mistake, no girl wants to do the moodle. Stainer: No one would ever fuck a moodle….
Stainer: Okay, anyway… I love Kirky, but let's face it, the guy's a five. Devon: Stainer, that's just a dirty pool. He's at least a six. Stainer: A six? Alright you go ahead and pump rainbows into his asshole. I'm…
"Plane Doctor": Excuse me. You're not supposed to be on your phone. It's bad for the plane. Patty: Oh, excuse me? Are you a plane doctor? No? So shut the fuck up! She's Out of My League quotes