Tag Archive: Shallow Hal quotes

But I don't know, no matter what I eat, my weight just seems to stay the same. So I just figure, what the hell? I'm gonna eat what I want. Shallow Hal quotes

Rosemary: Hal, do me a favor and stop saying that I'm pretty and that I'm not fat, ok? Cause it makes me uncomfortable. Hal: Umm, ok. Do you have a problem with compliments? Rosemary: Look, I know what I am…
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Rosemary: Hal, do me a favor and stop saying that I'm pretty and that I'm not fat, ok? Cause it makes me uncomfortable. Hal: Umm, ok. Do you have a problem with compliments? Rosemary: Look, I know what I am…
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I feel bad for people who count calories. It's no way to live. Shallow Hal quotes

Everything you know about beauty is programmed. TV,magazines,movies. They're all telling you what's beautiful and what isn't. Shallow Hal quotes

Why am I attracted to a person I know isn't good? Shallow Hal quotes

Rosemary: Look, I know what I am and I know what I'm not. I'm the girl who, you know, gets really good grades and who's not afraid to be funny. And I'm the girl who has a lot of friends…
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I have a tail. What do you mean, like a story? Shallow Hal quotes