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Saul: Hey, look: it's like my thumb is my cock. Dale Denton: That's not gonna get us a ride, man. Pineapple Express quotes

Saul: How about in the park, when I said you were my friend… you didn't say anything back. Dale Denton: Well, that's easy. It's because we're not friends. You are my drug dealer. The only reason I know you is…
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Saul: Just sit back and get ready to enjoy some of the rarest weed known to mankind. [he lights a joint and inhales] Dale Denton: It's really that rare? Saul: [exhales] It's, like, the rarest. [he examines the joint] Saul:…
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Saul: What's down there, a fucking Rancor? Pineapple Express quotes

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Saul: Smell it. SMELL it! Enjoy. It's like… God's vagina! Dale Denton: Uhhh! Saul: What, do you wanna bathe in it? Dale Denton: I just want to live in here! Saul: Yes, you wanna be it? Dale Denton: Oh, my…
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