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National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation quotes

Clark: Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody…
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Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead

Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead? Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation quotes

We’re at the threshold of hell

Ellen: Clark, I think it'd be best if everyone went home… before things get worse. Clark: WORSE? How could things get any worse? Take a look around here, Ellen. We're at the threshold of hell. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation quotes

Would it be indecent to ask the grandparents to stay at a hotel

Audrey: Would it be indecent to ask the grandparents to stay at a hotel? National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation quotes

it’s a bit nipply out

Clark: Whew, it's warm in here. Mary: Well you have your coat on. Clark: Ah yes I do, why is that? Mary: Because it's cold out. Clark: Yes it is, it's a bit nipply out. I mean nippy out, what…
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I think she should lead us in the saying of Grace

Clark: Since this is Aunt Bethany's 80th Christmas, I think she should lead us in the saying of Grace. Aunt Bethany: [turns to Lewis] What, dear? Nora Griswold: Grace! Aunt Bethany: Grace? She passed away thirty years ago. Uncle Lewis:…
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Merry Christmas. Shitter was full

[Todd Chester stares in horror at Eddie draining the RV toilet] Eddie: Merry Christmas. Shitter was full. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation quotes