Tag Archive: My Cousin Vinny quotes

Judge Chamberlain Haller: I don't like your attitude. Vinny Gambini: So what else is new? Judge Chamberlain Haller: I'm holding you in contempt of court. Vinny Gambini: [to Bill] Now there's a fucking surprise. Judge Chamberlain Haller: What did you…
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Mona Lisa Vito: [Vinny looks at her funny] What? Vinny Gambini: Nothing. You stick out like a sore thumb around here. Mona Lisa Vito: Me? What about you? Vinny Gambini: I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing…
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Vinny Gambini: [opening statements] Uh… everything that guy just said is bullshit… Thank you. D.A. Jim Trotter: Objection. Counsel's entire opening statement is argumentative. Judge Chamberlain Haller: Sustained. Counselor's entire opening statement… with the exception of "thank you"… will be…
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Vinny Gambini: My clients… Judge Chamberlain Haller: What are you wearing? Vinny Gambini: Huh? Judge Chamberlain Haller: What are you wearing? Vinny Gambini: [wearing a black leather jacket] Um… I'm wearing clothes. My Cousin Vinny quotes

I bet the Chinese food here is terrible. My Cousin Vinny quotes

         D.A. Jim Trotter: Now, uh, Ms. Vito, being an expert on general automotive knowledge, can you tell me… what would the correct ignition timing be on a 1955 Bel Air Chevrolet, with a 327 cubic-inch engine and a four-barrel…
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Mona Lisa Vito: You're goin hunting? Vinny Gambini: That's right. Mona Lisa Vito: Why are you going hunting? Shouldn't you be out preparing for court? Vinny Gambini: I was thinking last night. If only I knew what he knows, you…
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