Tag Archive: Mrs. Doubtfire quotes

Daniel: [as Humphrey Bogart] Don't make me smack you, sweetheart. I'll do it. Daniel: [as Pudgie] Figaro! Daniel: [normal voice] I do a great impression of a hot dog. [leans back straight, trying to keep a straight face] Mrs. Sellner:…
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[at the pool] Stu: Your day's on me, Mrs Doubtfire. Anything you need, just put on my tab, okay? Mrs. Doubtfire: Oh, thank you, dear. [Stu leaves] Mrs. Doubtfire: Touch me again, and I'll drown you, you bastard. Mrs. Doubtfire…
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Miranda: What happened? Mrs. Doubtfire: He was quite fond of the drink. It was the drink that killed him. Miranda: How awful. He was an alcoholic? Mrs. Doubtfire: No, he was hit by a Guinness truck. Mrs. Doubtfire quotes