Tag Archive: MASH quotes

Colonel Blake: Football game? Gen. Hammond: Yeah, yeah, we put up a few bets, five thousand maybe, and have a little fun. Special services in Tokyo says it's one of the best gimmicks we've got to keep the American way…
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Hotlips O'Houlihan: [to Father Mulcahy, referring to Hawkeye] I wonder how a degenerated person like that could have reached a position of responsibility in the Army Medical Corps! Father Mulcahy: [looks up from his Bible] He was drafted. MASH quotes

Colonel, fair's fair. If I nail Hot Lips and punch Hawkeye, can I go home? MASH quotes

Colonel Blake: Hawkeye Pierce? I got a twix about you… says you stole a jeep up at Headquarters. Hawkeye Pierce: No sir, no, I didn't steal it. No, it's right outside. MASH quotes

Capt. Ezekiel Bradbury 'Me Lay' Marston IV: [in the middle of an operation] Who are you guys? Hawkeye Pierce: [mock-British accent] I'm Dr. Jekyll, actually, and this is my friend, Mr. Hyde. MASH quotes