Tag Archive: Juno quotes

Juno MacGuff: That's not what it's about. I just need to know that it's possible that two people can stay happy together forever. Mac MacGuff: Well, it's not easy, that's for sure. Now, I may not have the best track…
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Juno MacGuff: I'm going to really start looking like a dork soon. Will you still think I'm cute if I'm huge? Paulie Bleeker: I always think you're cute. I think you're beautiful. Juno quotes

Juno MacGuff: I think I'm in love with you. Paulie Bleeker: You mean as friends? Juno MacGuff: No… I mean for real. 'Cause you're, like, the coolest person I've ever met, and you don't even have to try, you know……
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I just like being a piece of furniture in your weird life. Juno quotes

I don't really know what kind of girl I am. Juno quotes

Juno MacGuff: I'm just like losing my faith with humanity. Mac MacGuff: Can you can narrow that down for me? Juno MacGuff: I just wonder if like, two people can ever stay together for good. Mac MacGuff: You mean like…
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Stop surfing porn and get back to work. Juno quotes

Juno MacGuff: I think I'm in love with you. Paulie Bleeker: You mean as friends? Juno MacGuff: No… I mean for real. 'Cause you're, like, the coolest person I've ever met, and you don't even have to try, you know……
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Rollo: So what's the prognosis, Fertile Myrtle? Minus or plus? Juno MacGuff: I don't know. It's not seasoned yet. [grabs products] Juno MacGuff: I'll take some of these. Nope… There it is. The little pink plus sign is so unholy….
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