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Here on Earth,we call this place a 'town', A 'town' is a place where everyone hates you. Joe Dirt quotes

Old Cajun Man: [In a muffled back water accent] Home is where you make it. Joe Dirt: What? Old Cajun Man: Home is where you make it. Joe Dirt: You like to see homos naked? Old Cajun man: Home is…
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You gotta keep on keeping on. Life's a garden, dig it,make it work for you. Joe Dirt quotes

I can see down your shirt. Joe Dirt quotes

You can't have "no" in your heart. "No" is not an option, brother. Joe Dirt quotes

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Oh man, we're gonna get sooo busted! Joe Dirt quotes

Joe Dirt: Buffalo Bob's kind of a weird name, but people say Joe Dirt's a weird name and how cool am I? Joe Dirt: [talking to Buffalo Bob] Hey to tell you the truth brother, between you and me, that…
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Joe Dirt: Hey man, you done with that apple core? Zeke: [farts] I'm done with that fart. You want that? Joe Dirt: Maybe if it came out of Charlene Tilton's ass I'd take a bite. Zeke: Yeah, you probably like…
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