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Doctor: Don't worry, scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now. Idiocracy quotes

[Billboard Ad]: If you don't smoke Tarryltons… Fuck You! Idiocracy quotes

Officer Collins: [addressing military brass] You see, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square. Idiocracy quotes

Narrator: The #1 movie in America was called "Ass." And that's all it was for 90 minutes. It won eight Oscars that year, including best screenplay. Idiocracy quotes

Doctor: [laughs] Right, kick ass. Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah… it says on your chart that you're fucked up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. What I'd do,…
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Narrator: [Time Masheen starts] We're gonna take you back, to the year 1939 when Charlie Chaplin and his nazi regime enslaved Europe and tried to take over the world… Narrator: …But then an even greater force emerged, the U.N. [pronounced…
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Narrator: Unaware of what year it was, Joe wandered the streets desperate for help. But the English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valleygirl, inner-city slang and various grunts. Joe was able to understand them, but when he…
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Pvt. Joe Bowers: Man, I could really go for a Starbucks, y'know? Frito: I don't really think we have time for a handjob, Joe. Idiocracy quotes