Tag Archive: Hairspray quotes
You’ll never get to college but you’ll sure look cool
Corny Collins: [singing] Who cares about sleep when you can snooze in school? You'll never get to college but you'll sure look cool! Hairspray quotes
Kiss my ass
Kiss my ass. Teacher: Oh, and Mr. Larkin, perhaps you’d like to share with the rest of the class, Patrick Henry’s immortal last words? Link Larkin: Kiss my ass? Hairspray quotes
Would you swim in an integrated pool?
Sorry little darling. Hope I didn’t dent you’do.
My husband…accidently suffocated.
Corny Collins: I'd like to welcome our new council member, Miss Tracy Turnblad! Tracy, cozy up to ol' Corny and tell us a little bit about yourself Tracy Turnblad: Well, I watch the Corny Collins show everyday and I do…