Tag Archive: Grandma’s Boy quotes

Jeff: Come in. Hurry up. Alex: Are you sure this is OK? Jeff: Yeah, it's totally cool. Just keep your voice down – my roommates are sleeping. Alex: You mean your parents? Jeff: Yeah, same thing. Alex: …Nice jammies. Jeff:…
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I'm a worthless asshole who deserves to die young. Barry: "You think we'll get fired?"  Jeff: "You might, we won't."  Kane: "Well I hope I do. I'm a worthless asshole who deserves to die young."  Jeff: "Take it easy, Kane." …
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Dante: Wow… where do you get your weed? Mr. Cheezle: From you, Dante. Dante: Oh… THAT'S RIGHT! What's up, Mr. Cheezle! Grandma's Boy quotes

Alex: Dude, why don't you pick up your phone? I've been calling for the past half hour! Dante: Sorry bro, I was putting up my Christmas tree! Alex: Dude? It's the middle of July. Dante: Get the fuck outta here!…
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Alex: My grandma drank all my pot. Jeff: That's awesome. Alex: What? Jeff: I mean, how many people can say that in a lifetime? Grandma's Boy quotes

Alex: Oh, yes! Finally a roommate who goes shopping. Chicken cutlet, spaghetti with garlic bread, oh, my God, the wings to go with the breast, I don't know what you are but I'm gonna fucking eat you too. [looking around] Alex:…
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DDR Machine: [Jeff has just won a DDR Challenge] A NEW HIGH SCORE! Jeff: [to Bobby, the defeated co-worker] What does "high score" mean? New high score, is that bad? What does that mean? Did I break it? Grandma's Boy…
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Alex: Don't judge me Monkey. Grandma's Boy quotes

J.P.: Adios, turd nuggets. Grandma's Boy quotes