Tag Archive: Easy A quotes

Brandon: So what's with your new look? It's very whore couture. Olive Penderghast: Oh, haven't you heard? I'm the new school slut. Brandon: You know, I did hear something. I also heard he was twice your age. Olive Penderghast: Oh,…
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I just have something in my eye. Like a twig, you know, or a branch. Easy A quotes

Olive Penderghast: Let me just begin by saying that there are two sides to every story. This is my side, the right one. Easy A quotes

Rhiannon: I want every detail! Olive Penderghast: Rhi! Rhiannon: Now bitch. Olive Penderghast: You know, you call me bitch a lot okay. It's not really a term of endearment. Rhiannon: I want every detail, now shit face. Olive Penderghast: You're not…
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Olive Penderghast: [from trailer] A is for Awesome. Easy A quotes

Evan: Don't get mad, but Brandon told me what you did for him. Olive Penderghast: [believes he’s talking about sex] Ah, well, rest assured it was equally as thrilling for me [purrs] Evan: No, he told me the truth. [Olive looks…
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Marianne: I hope for your sake, God has a sense of humor. Olive Penderghast: Oh, I have sixteen years worth of anecdotal proof that He does. Easy A quotes

Olive Penderghast: Whats your problem? Rhiannon: You really want to know what my problem is? Olive Penderghast: No actually that was a rhetorical question. I don't want to know anything from you. Rhiannon: We are not friends anymore. Olive Penderghast: Oh….
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Olive Penderghast: I might even lose my virginity to him. I don't know when will it happen. You know, maybe in five minutes, or tonight, or sixth months from now, or maybe on the night of our wedding. But the really amazing…
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