Tag Archive: Clerks quotes II

Jay: [Emma parks her SUV and gets out. Jay and Silent Bob stand in front of the graffiti on the side of the Mooby’s – “Eat pussy.”] Oh, we *totally* do. Clerks quotes II

Elias: [mumbling] "One Ring to rule them all." Hobbit Lover: "One Ring to find them." Randal Graves: Oh, Jesus. Elias: [pulls a Ring necklace out of his shirt] "One Ring to bring them all." Hobbit Lover: [pulls a Ring out…
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Randal Graves: All right, look, there's only one "Return," okay, and it ain't "of the King," it's "of the Jedi." Hobbit Lover: Oh, Star Wars geek. Randal Graves: Oh, I'm the geek? Look at you two whipping out your preciouses….
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Teen #1: You guys holding? Jay: Shit, everything but coke, heroin and your cock. Teen #2: What? Teen #1: How 'bout a nickel bag, man? Jay: [singing] Oh, fifteen bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand. Nong, nong,…
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Teen #1: You guys holding? Jay: Shit, everything but coke, heroin and your cock. Clerks quotes II

I hate everyone and everything seems stupid to me. Clerks quotes II

  Randal Graves: Why haven't you fucked Myra yet? Elias: Well, we can't because of Pillow Pants. Randal Graves: What the fuck's Pillow Pants? Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll who lives in her pussy. Clerks quotes II

Jay: [while eating food that has piss and flies] This tastes like piss and flies, doesn't it? Silent Bob: [nods] Clerks quotes II

Teen #2: Is that a fucking Bible? Jay: Hey hey, the HOLY fucking Bible, son. Clerks quotes II