Tag Archive: Bruce Almighty quotes

"I want her to be happy. No matter what that means." Bruce Almighty quotes

Announcer: Welcome to Eyewitness News at Six, with Susan Ortega, Evan Baxter, Fred Donahue Sports, Dallas Coleman Weather. And now, Buffalo's Number One News Team. Susan Ortega: Good Evening and welcome to Eyewitness News at Six. I'm Susan Ortega. Evan Baxter:…
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Bruce: How do you make so many people love you without affecting Free Will? God: [snorts] Heh, welcome to my world, son. If you come up with an answer to that one, let me know. Bruce Almighty quotes

Bruce: Maybe I should be more like Evan. Jack: You don't want to be like Evan, Evan's an asshole. Bruce: Well I can be an asshole. Jack: No Bruce, you can't. [Bruce whacks Jack’s sandwich out of his hands] Jack:…
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"Love me. Love me. Love me." Bruce Almighty quotes

You like jazz? Let me play something for ya! Bruce Almighty quotes

Bruce: [messes his hair] Is it my hair, Bill? Are my teeth not white enough? Or, like the great falls, is the bedrock [shouts] Bruce: of my life, eroding beneath me? [sticking his face into the camera] Bruce: Eroding, eeeeroding,…
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I still love him. But I don't want to love him any more. I don't want to hurt any more, Please. Bruce Almighty quotes

Bruce: [breaking out of a freeze] Hi, Susan! Grace: Oh, thank you, God. Bruce: Bruce Nolan here, aboard the Maid of the Mist in fabulous Niagara Falls, New York. Bruce: First off, let me just add another congratulations to Evan…
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