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top 8 amazing Blazing Saddles picture quotes Blazing Saddles (1974) To ruin a western town, a corrupt political boss appoints a black sheriff, who promptly becomes his most formidable adversary. Howling comedy from Mel Brooks about the Old West with…
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where the white women at

[to two members of the KKK, while pretending to capture Bart] Jim: Oh, boys! Lookee what I got heyuh. Bart: Hey, where the white women at? Blazing Saddles quotes

they’re always coming and going and going and coming

Lili Von Shtupp: [singing] I've been with thousands of men/again and again/they promise the moon/they're always coming and going and going and coming… and always too soon. Lili Von Shtupp: [spoken] Right, girls? Blazing Saddles quotes

Oh… how ordinawy

Hedley Lamarr: [gives her a bunch of flowers] For you, my dear. Lili Von Shtupp: Oh… how ordinawy. [throws away flowers] Blazing Saddles quotes

Then why don’t you get your fwiggin’ feet off the stage

Lili Von Shtupp: Hello, cowboy. What's your name? Tex: Tex, ma'am! Lili Von Shtupp: "Texmam"? Tell me, Texmam, are you in show business? Tex: Well, no… Lilly von Schtupp: Then why don't you get your fwiggin' feet off the stage?…
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is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show

Lili Von Shtupp: Hello, handsome, is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show? Blazing Saddles quotes

Can’t be more than a hundert an’ fourteen

[first lines] Lyle: Come on, boys! The way you're lollygaggin' around here with them picks and them shovels, you'd think it was a hundert an' twenty degree. Can't be more than a hundert an' fourteen. Blazing Saddles quotes

Now you men will only be risking your lives

Hedley Lamarr: Men, you are about to embark on a great crusade to stamp out runaway decency in the west. Now you men will only be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination…
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I hope this apple pie will in some small way say thank you for your ingenuity and courage in defeating that horrible Mongo

Bart: Mongo was easy. The bitch was inventing the candy-gram. Probably won't even give me credit for it. [a knock at the window; Bart gets up and sees the same woman who insulted him earlier] Elderly Woman: Good evening, Sheriff….
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