Tag Archive: Billy Madison quotes

Billy Madison: [to Miss Lippy] Whoa whoa whoa, Miss Lippy. The part of the story I don't like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. He didn't put posters up or anything, he just…
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[after putting dog poop in a paper bag and lighting it on fire on Old Man Clemens’ porch] Billy Madison: Oh my God, Old Man Clemens hates shit. Frank: Shh, here he comes. Old Man Clemens: Who the hell is…
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Principal: Mr. Madison, the Industrial Revolution changed the face of the modern novel forever. Discuss, citing specific examples. [Billy clears his throat several times] Billy Madison: Uh… Okay. The Industrial Revolution to me is just like a story I know…
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3rd Grader: How's high school Billy? Billy Madison: High school is great. I mean I'm learning a lot. And all the kids are treating me very nice. It's great. 3rd Grader: Gee, I can't wait till I get to "hike"…
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Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought….
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Billy Madison: Chlorophyll? More like BOREophyll.

O'Doyle: Mortal Kombat on Sega Genesis is the best video game ever. Billy Madison: I disagree. Mortal Kombat is a good game but I think Donkey Kong is the best game ever. O'Doyle: Donkey Kong sucks! Billy Madison: You know…
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3rd Grader: Hey look everybody, Billy peed his pants. Billy Madison: Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest. 3rd Grader: Really? Billy Madison: YES. You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants. 3rd…
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Billy Madison: Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh, really, fool? Really. [Notices gold swan on edge of tub] Billy Madison: Stop looking at me, swan. Billy…
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