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alrighty then! Ace Ventura Pet Detective quotes

Mr. Shickadance: Ventuuurrraaa. Ace Ventura: Yes, Satan? Oh, I'm sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else. Ace Ventura Pet Detective quotes

And you must be the monoply guy thanks for the free parking. Ace Ventura Pet Detective quotes

Lois Einhorn: Listen, pet dick. How would you like me to make your life a living hell? Ace Ventura: Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call…
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Ace Ventura: [bending over and talking from his behind] Excuse me. I'd like to "ass" you a few questions. Emilio: Ace, this is not the time. If Einhorn comes down here and sees me talking to you or your ass,…
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If I'm not back in five minutes..just wait longer. Ace Ventura Pet Detective quotes

Ace Ventura: Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkle. [a shotgun cocks and is pointed at his head] Ace Ventura: …and a clean pair of shorts. Ace Ventura Pet Detective quotes