Morning Glory quotes
Director: Roger Michell
Stars: Rachel McAdams, Harrison Ford, Diane Keaton
Paul McVee: [entering a staff meeting] Hello! Hi, hi. Does somebody wanna tell me why I had to log off BangingGrannies.com for this?
Mike Pomeroy: You know what I've noticed, people only say "lighten up" when they're gonna stick their fist up your ass.
Mike Pomeroy: Why do we have to mention that first cup of coffee? Why not just say, "Watch Mike Pomeroy before your morning dump?"
Becky's Mom: Did you get any severance?
Becky Fuller: Uh… there were some budgetary cuts last year, so they weren't really offering. But I have feelers outs. Lots.
Becky's Mom: Yeah, great. Honey, you think "The Today Show" is gonna call you up and hand you a job, and you have since you were eight, and it's not gonna
Becky Fuller: I don't… I know that, I do. I get it.
Becky's Mom: This is partly my fault. I… I let your father get your hopes up. He was not a happy person, let's face it. When he saw you aim high, he
started to feel better about himself, so I never said anything.
Becky Fuller: What are you saying?
Becky's Mom: You had a dream, you know? Great. When you were eight, it was adorable. When you were eighteen, it was inspiring. At twenty-eight, it's
officially embarrassing. And I just want you to stop before we get to "heartbreaking".
Adam Bennett: Hey. Hi. Hey.
Becky Fuller: Hi.
Adam Bennett: Hey, I just came to, uh… to offer my condolences on hiring the third worst person in the world.
Becky Fuller: [realizing what he’s talking about] Oh! Thanks. Yes, I… Um, who are the other two?
Adam Bennett: Oh, well, Kim Jong-il and Angela Lansbury, actually. She knows what she did.
Becky Fuller: [laughing] Okay. So, I… I gather that you worked with Mike at the nightly news.
Adam Bennett: Worst year of my life. The entire time we worked together, the only thing he ever called me was "Señor Dipshit".
Mike Pomeroy: I'm not saying the word fluffy!
Becky Fuller: I will have you know that this show is very important to a lot of people, including, but not limited, to me! My ass on the line here.
Mike Pomeroy: Actually, your ass is irrelevant. You're just a footnote. It's my ass. My reputation. My integrity.
[pats his buttocks with both hands]
Mike Pomeroy: . MY ASS!
Adam Bennett: You're different. And a deeply terrible mime