Elias: [mumbling] "One Ring to rule them all."
Hobbit Lover: "One Ring to find them."
Randal Graves: Oh, Jesus.
Elias: [pulls a Ring necklace out of his shirt] "One Ring to bring them all."
Hobbit Lover: [pulls a Ring out of his pocket, in a dramatic voice] "And in the darkness, bind them!"
Clerks quotes II