Ralphie as Adult: [narrating, after BB gun shot bounces off target and hits his face] Oh my god, I shot my eye out!
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you’ll shoot your eye out
I TRIPLE-dog-dare ya
I can feel the Christmas noose beginning to tighten
Right there there are prostitutes and there are people with guns and I don’t wanna get shot tonight
I thought you were going to say the sun was in your eyes. That is to say, your EYE
Sell crazy someplace else, we’re all stocked up here
Sell crazy someplace else, we’re all stocked up here
That’s a true story