Teeny: Roberta, truth or dare?
Teeny: Just how big are your boobs now?
Roberta: Drop dead.
Teeny: She has to say, doesn't she, Sam?
Young Samantha Albertson: She doesn't have to say if she doesn't want to.
Teeny: Then can we see them?
Roberta: No, you can't see them!
Teeny: I don't have any real ones yet.
Roberta: Well, you'll get them, and you'll hate them.
Teeny: No, you're lucky, Roberta. Men love them when they're big. Look how big mine are today.
Young Samantha Albertson: They almost look real.
Teeny: They're filled with pudding.
Young Samantha Albertson: Pudding?
Teeny: The Wormers actually gave me the idea. Jello is too jiggly. Pudding has a heavier, more realistic texture.
Chrissy: What flavor is it?
Teeny: It's vanilla.
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