Maybe the problem is that you broke my heart into a million pieces and so my cock doesn’t want to be around you anymore

Forgetting Sarah Marshall quotes

Sarah Marshall: [Peter can’t perform in bed] What's wrong with you?
Peter Bretter: Nothing is *wrong* with me.
Sarah Marshall: Okay…
Peter Bretter: Just something doesn't feel right.
Sarah Marshall: Okay, well did you, you know what? Did you drink today? Because sometimes when you drink…
Peter Bretter: Excuse me. No, I haven't had anything to drink today. Maybe the problem is that you broke my heart into a million pieces and so my cock doesn't want to be around you anymore! Okay? EVER! Because you know what I just realized? You're the goddamn devil!


Forgetting Sarah Marshall quotes

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