What are you looking for?
Condoms. I'm working on something downstairs.
The only thing you're working on is diabetes you fat fuck.
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My dick’s gonna get so wet tonight.
Of course I’m wearing bottoms
When my 60 seconds came around i realized i had everything i ever wanted
I have this theory of convergence, that good things always happen with bad things
You see there it is even in that 2000 year old book of mechanical law it is the self evident truth that things which are equal to the same things are equal to each other
But on the whole, I’m sorry to say, we’re a failed species.
I find human contact repulsive! I know you think I’m kidding but I’m not.
Promise me one thing – don’t take me home until I’m drunk.