I’m the new school slut

Brandon: So what's with your new look? It's very whore couture.
Olive Penderghast: Oh, haven't you heard? I'm the new school slut.
Brandon: You know, I did hear something. I also heard he was twice your age.
Olive Penderghast: Oh, no no no no. He was a freshman in college.
Brandon: I also heard he gave you crabs.
Olive Penderghast: Ew! People suck!
Brandon: Tell me about it.

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