Lois Einhorn: Listen, pet dick. How would you like me to make your life a living hell?
Ace Ventura: Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then.
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I’d like to “ass” you a few questions
and a clean pair of shorts
You sounded like someone else
If I’m not back in five minutes..just wait longer.
And you must be the monoply guy thanks for the free parking.
alrighty then!
I’m gonna rip the eyes out of your head and puke into your dead skull
Can you believe it. It was right there