Alex: Dude, why don't you pick up your phone? I've been calling for the past half hour!
Dante: Sorry bro, I was putting up my Christmas tree!
Alex: Dude? It's the middle of July.
Dante: Get the fuck outta here! It is?
Alex: Dude? Why are you naked?
Dante: Ooohhh shit! I am naked! Come in.
Alex: Your ass is tanner than my face.
Dante: It's not tan, kid, it's bronzed.
Grandma's Boy quotes