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It is far better to be feared than loved.
I happen to love rabbits, especially white ones.
If you’re hiding her, you’ll lose your heads
It’s the wrong Alice?!
Who’s to say what is “proper”
It’s only a dream. Nothing can hurt me.
Madam, you are being heinously bamboozled by these lickspittle toadies you surround yourselves with.
The absolute best way to travel is by hat. Have I made a rhyme?
You’ve lost your muchness.
Only if you believe it is
Well,as you can see, we’re still having tea.