I can tell! Cuz look, when I inhale, my titty make the horn honk! See, listen!

Norbit quotes

Rasputia: [Rasputia gets into her car with Norbit and her chest keeps pressing the horn] God damm it, Norbit, how many times I got to tell you when you drive my car, don't adjust my seat?
Norbit: I haven't touched your seat.
Rasputia: Then why's it up so damn far?
Norbit: It looks like it's back as far as it goes, Rasputia.
Rasputia: No, you moved it! I can tell! Cuz look, when I inhale, my titty make the horn honk! See, listen!
[horn honks]
Rasputia: See that?
[horn honks again]
Rasputia: That ain't right!
[horn honks again]
Norbit: I hear it.
Rasputia: Uh huh, that scientifically proves that you adjusted my seat!
Norbit: That's not science.
Rasputia: It is and just let it go!
Norbit: It's not science.
Rasputia: I said 'let it go!'
Norbit: I'm just saying…
[Rasputia punches him in the face]
Rasputia: [growls] I said it was science, god damm it!


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