I am about six seconds

Evan: Don't get mad, but Brandon told me what you did for him.
Olive Penderghast: [believes he’s talking about sex] Ah, well, rest assured it was equally as thrilling for me

[purrs]
Evan: No, he told me the truth.
[Olive looks at him]
Evan: I was just hoping that maybe you could do the same for me?
Olive Penderghast: Good bye Evan
[Turns to go]
Evan: Wait! Wait, I can pay you!
Olive Penderghast: [Faces him again] I am about six seconds away from slapping you so hard your *teeth* will bleed!

Evan: [excited] Can you do it in front of everyone?

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